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There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.

I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?

No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are." The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes."Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow."Fuck you," said the raven.

Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are." The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes."Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow."Fuck you," said the raven.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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