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Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression."Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing.

Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression."Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh Tigger, where are your manners?""I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.

Oh Tigger, where are your manners?""I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.

It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.

Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable."Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.

I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable."Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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