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My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my window.""Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it.""Twice.""Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen.

You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my window.""Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it.""Twice.""Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.""You hate the Silent Brothers," protested Isabelle."I don't hate them," said Jace candidly."I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing.""I thought you said they were libarians," said Clary."They are librarians."Simon whistled. "Those must be some killer late fees.

Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.""You hate the Silent Brothers," protested Isabelle."I don't hate them," said Jace candidly."I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing.""I thought you said they were libarians," said Clary."They are librarians."Simon whistled. "Those must be some killer late fees.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Curiouser and curiouser.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You forget, darling. the local psychopath.

You forget, darling. the local psychopath.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.

when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.

Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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