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So much good, so much evil. Just add water.

So much good, so much evil. Just add water.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?""I give.""You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?""I give.""You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand.""Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around.

Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand.""Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.

Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.

Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing."Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned."That can be his Indian name," I suggested.

They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing."Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned."That can be his Indian name," I suggested.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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