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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!

I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.

I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.""And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.

Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.""And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!

Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” "That’s my girl.

She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” "That’s my girl.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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