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This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding."The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.Everyone looked up at him."Why?" said Percy curiously."It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-""-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.

How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding."The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.Everyone looked up at him."Why?" said Percy curiously."It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-""-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.

Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully."Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever.""And he has Brain.""Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."There was a long silence."I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything.

Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully."Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever.""And he has Brain.""Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."There was a long silence."I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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