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By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.

The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig.""Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig.""Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.""An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.

Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.""An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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