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There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.

Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.

Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I said hello to the poodle.

I said hello to the poodle.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending.

Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Elend: I kind of lost track of time…Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were books involved.

Elend: I kind of lost track of time…Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were books involved.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that.

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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