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Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.

Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Soap?""School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.

Soap?""School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?""With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top."Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!"This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing."Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that...

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?""With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top."Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!"This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing."Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that...

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.- Breeze

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.- Breeze

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?

Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why?"He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why?"He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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