humor

humor

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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