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Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get. It's really not even fair to everyone else.

Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get. It's really not even fair to everyone else.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.""Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find in the arena. Say it's a gigantic cake-

It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.""Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find in the arena. Say it's a gigantic cake-

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?” I shake my head. “Not your face, your dimple. And no. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had the urge to lick.” He smiles at me confidently. “Good. Because you’re the only girl I’ve ever had the urge to love.

You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?” I shake my head. “Not your face, your dimple. And no. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had the urge to lick.” He smiles at me confidently. “Good. Because you’re the only girl I’ve ever had the urge to love.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...""Repair boy.""Very funny, Piper.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...""Repair boy.""Very funny, Piper.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.

Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!'“You — complete — arse — Ronald — Weasley!”She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!'“You — complete — arse — Ronald — Weasley!”She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean...nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean...nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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