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You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.

In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They're book addicts.

They're book addicts.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.

Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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