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If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.

If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-""You invented the internet?", Martha said., George said."It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point.

It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-""You invented the internet?", Martha said., George said."It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's""I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter.

Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's""I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are never enough 'I love you's.

There are never enough 'I love you's.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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