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I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, “Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.

I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, “Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.

If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?"Simon raised his eyebrow in response."Well, aside from mine of course," Jace said. "And I'm pretty sure my blood is fan-tastic.

Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?"Simon raised his eyebrow in response."Well, aside from mine of course," Jace said. "And I'm pretty sure my blood is fan-tastic.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.", The Guardian, 5 June 2005]

It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.", The Guardian, 5 June 2005]

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?"Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren't bad."I know some things," he said. "I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?"Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren't bad."I know some things," he said. "I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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