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I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time." Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail.""I was referring to the Bible."Faukman cringed. "I knew that.

These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time." Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail.""I was referring to the Bible."Faukman cringed. "I knew that.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate you," I muttered.Noah smiled wider. "I know.

I hate you," I muttered.Noah smiled wider. "I know.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.", 1657)

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.", 1657)

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.

Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)

Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?" me?

Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?" me?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled. "Really?" "Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon.

You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled. "Really?" "Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline."I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave.""Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline."Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back.

How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline."I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave.""Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline."Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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