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Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.

Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.

Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir.

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'27 And the Lord did not ask him again.

25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'27 And the Lord did not ask him again.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.

Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.

Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives.

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'It was the perfect motto for Morganville.

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'It was the perfect motto for Morganville.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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