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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm going to talk to her.""And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

I'm going to talk to her.""And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking.

Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about.""I knew you'd say that. Actually, it was a toss-up between that and 'I don't know what you're talking about.'"Dimitri sighed.

I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about.""I knew you'd say that. Actually, it was a toss-up between that and 'I don't know what you're talking about.'"Dimitri sighed.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.""This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.

We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.""This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Think, think, think.

Think, think, think.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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