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We could visit him," suggests Will. "But what would we say? 'I didn't know you that well, but I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye'?

We could visit him," suggests Will. "But what would we say? 'I didn't know you that well, but I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye'?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls. And not just regular bulls - bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn't bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls. And not just regular bulls - bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn't bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul

A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries."I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries."I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then.

I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How is it possible to have a civil war?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.

Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...""Or we'll die?" I guessed."Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes.""Let's avoid the swords," I decided.

Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...""Or we'll die?" I guessed."Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes.""Let's avoid the swords," I decided.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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