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What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?""Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.

Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?""Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sane is boring.

Sane is boring.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Take off your shirt."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning.""Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.

Take off your shirt."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning.""Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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