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Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Alas! Earwax!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.

The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face.“Oh, you know,” I say. “Sun shining. Birds chirping.”She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an undergroundtunnel.

What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face.“Oh, you know,” I say. “Sun shining. Birds chirping.”She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an undergroundtunnel.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It has often been saidthere’s so much to be read,you never can cramall those words in your head.So the writer who breedsmore words than he needsis making a chorefor the reader who reads.That's why my belief isthe briefer the brief is,the greater the sighof the reader's relief is.And that's why your bookshave such power and strength.You publish with shorth!(Shorth is better than length.)

It has often been saidthere’s so much to be read,you never can cramall those words in your head.So the writer who breedsmore words than he needsis making a chorefor the reader who reads.That's why my belief isthe briefer the brief is,the greater the sighof the reader's relief is.And that's why your bookshave such power and strength.You publish with shorth!(Shorth is better than length.)

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?

Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion," said Alice.

Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion," said Alice.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.

The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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