humor

humor

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Invisible things are the only realities.

Invisible things are the only realities.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.

Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?""You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.

Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?""You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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