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It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.

It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.

There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.

Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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