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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Moths," repeats Will. "You're afraid of moths?" "Not just a cloud of moths," she says, "like...a swarm of them. Everywhere. All those wings and legs and..." She shudders and shakes her head."Terrifying," Will says with mock seriousness. "That's my girl. Tough as cotton balls.""Oh, Shut up.

Moths," repeats Will. "You're afraid of moths?" "Not just a cloud of moths," she says, "like...a swarm of them. Everywhere. All those wings and legs and..." She shudders and shakes her head."Terrifying," Will says with mock seriousness. "That's my girl. Tough as cotton balls.""Oh, Shut up.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.

It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred."Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?""Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?""I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.

Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred."Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?""Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?""I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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