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This is the best night of my life," Raffy says, crying."Raffy, half our House has burnt down," I say wearily. "We don't have a kitchen.""Why do you always have to be so pessimistic?" she asks. "We can double up in our rooms and have a barbecue every night like the Cadets."Silently I vow to keep Raffy around for the rest of my life.

This is the best night of my life," Raffy says, crying."Raffy, half our House has burnt down," I say wearily. "We don't have a kitchen.""Why do you always have to be so pessimistic?" she asks. "We can double up in our rooms and have a barbecue every night like the Cadets."Silently I vow to keep Raffy around for the rest of my life.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. 'Will you swear?'And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, '—frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs!' and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. 'Is that what you meant, my lord?

Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. 'Will you swear?'And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, '—frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs!' and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. 'Is that what you meant, my lord?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?""In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.

...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?""In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join us, but I don't want you there.

St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join us, but I don't want you there.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss..."Both of us turned, watching as Chubs twisted around in his seat and settled back down, still fast asleep. I pressed a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. Liam rolled his eyes, smiling. .

...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss..."Both of us turned, watching as Chubs twisted around in his seat and settled back down, still fast asleep. I pressed a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. Liam rolled his eyes, smiling. .

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.

Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'."Ash: "Why not?"Mary-Lynnette: "Because Jane Austen was a human."Ash: "How do you know?"Mary-Lynnette: "Well Jane Austen was a woman, and you're a chauvinist pig."Ash: "Yes, well, that I can't argue.

Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'."Ash: "Why not?"Mary-Lynnette: "Because Jane Austen was a human."Ash: "How do you know?"Mary-Lynnette: "Well Jane Austen was a woman, and you're a chauvinist pig."Ash: "Yes, well, that I can't argue.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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