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That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.

That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)

You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”Percy raised his eyebrows. “Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first.

Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”Percy raised his eyebrows. “Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.

I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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