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Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.

Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big bathtub.

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big bathtub.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why are they going to disappear him?'I don't know.'It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

Why are they going to disappear him?'I don't know.'It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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