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In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.

Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.

Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”“Tempting,” Percy called down.

Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”“Tempting,” Percy called down.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice.

Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.

But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass.

Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Playing with fire Kitten?

Playing with fire Kitten?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is something wrong with you....but there is nothing wrong with me

In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is something wrong with you....but there is nothing wrong with me

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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