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The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.

The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She would've been a good woman," said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.

She would've been a good woman," said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Room service? Send up a larger room."]

Room service? Send up a larger room."]

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?""We," [Varen] said at last, "are doing a project on Poe.""Didn't he marry his cousin or something?""The man is a literary god and that's all you have to say?

So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?""We," [Varen] said at last, "are doing a project on Poe.""Didn't he marry his cousin or something?""The man is a literary god and that's all you have to say?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.

I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. that I wasn't previously aware of.

Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. that I wasn't previously aware of.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I called Vee."How are you doing?" I asked."Good. How are you?""Good."Silence."Okay," Vee said in a rush, "I am still totally freaked out. You?""Totally.

I called Vee."How are you doing?" I asked."Good. How are you?""Good."Silence."Okay," Vee said in a rush, "I am still totally freaked out. You?""Totally.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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