humor

humor

Kira: L, do you knowGods of deathlove apples?L: Damn you, Kira...

Kira: L, do you knowGods of deathlove apples?L: Damn you, Kira...

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.

Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.

Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Housework can kill you if done right.

Housework can kill you if done right.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am not sure I trust you.""You can trust me with your life, My King.""But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back.

I am not sure I trust you.""You can trust me with your life, My King.""But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What...what about when I'm married?”“We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.

What...what about when I'm married?”“We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it.

She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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