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I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.""That is a footstool.

Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.""That is a footstool.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.", November 1913)

I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.", November 1913)

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm making a listI'm making a list of things I must sayFor politeness,And goodness and kindness and gentlenessSweetness and rightness:HelloPardon meHow are you?Excuse meBless youMay I?Thank youGoodbyeIf you know some that I've forgot,Please stick them in you eye!

I'm making a listI'm making a list of things I must sayFor politeness,And goodness and kindness and gentlenessSweetness and rightness:HelloPardon meHow are you?Excuse meBless youMay I?Thank youGoodbyeIf you know some that I've forgot,Please stick them in you eye!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin."And what happened?" pressed Ford."It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.

Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin."And what happened?" pressed Ford."It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When God made man she was practicing.

When God made man she was practicing.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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