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Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Intelligent men are dangerous.

Intelligent men are dangerous.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's with what you're wearing?" Griggs asks while we stand outside waiting for the others."It's pretty hideous, isn't it?" I say."Don't force me to look at it," he says. "It's see-through."That kills conversation for a couple of seconds.

What's with what you're wearing?" Griggs asks while we stand outside waiting for the others."It's pretty hideous, isn't it?" I say."Don't force me to look at it," he says. "It's see-through."That kills conversation for a couple of seconds.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh... Adrian, I've got one more favor to ask you. A big one." "Fondue?" he asked hopefully.

Oh... Adrian, I've got one more favor to ask you. A big one." "Fondue?" he asked hopefully.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dont ruin my balls!" She laughs as the words leave her mouth.Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I've got none left.

Dont ruin my balls!" She laughs as the words leave her mouth.Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I've got none left.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.

The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head, holding up a hand in apology. And then he breaks, laughing out loud, snorting as he tries to muffle the sound. “I’m sorry,” he says, pressing his lips together, shaking his head again. “This is not a funny moment. It’s not. I’m not laughing

Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head, holding up a hand in apology. And then he breaks, laughing out loud, snorting as he tries to muffle the sound. “I’m sorry,” he says, pressing his lips together, shaking his head again. “This is not a funny moment. It’s not. I’m not laughing

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”“If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buicks?

I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”“If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buicks?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?"A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway.""While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?"A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway.""While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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