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I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.

We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tyson- "Cash? Like...green paper?"Percy- "Yeah."Tyson- "Like the kind in duffel bags?"Percy-"Yeah, but we lost those bags days a-g-g--." "Tyson! How did you--"Tyson- "Thought it was a feed bag for Rainbow. Found it floating in sea, but only paper inside. Sorry.

Tyson- "Cash? Like...green paper?"Percy- "Yeah."Tyson- "Like the kind in duffel bags?"Percy-"Yeah, but we lost those bags days a-g-g--." "Tyson! How did you--"Tyson- "Thought it was a feed bag for Rainbow. Found it floating in sea, but only paper inside. Sorry.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?

What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.

The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you love him?"There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them.

Do you love him?"There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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