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You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.

If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?

Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is

Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working.

He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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