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Have you made any other friends since we've been here?"I gave him the death stare. "Yes, actually.""Who? I want a name.""Jamie Roth.""The Ebola kid? I heard he's a little unstable.""That was one incident.

Have you made any other friends since we've been here?"I gave him the death stare. "Yes, actually.""Who? I want a name.""Jamie Roth.""The Ebola kid? I heard he's a little unstable.""That was one incident.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people.

Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We're actors — we're the opposite of people!

We're actors — we're the opposite of people!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.

Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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