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I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes."I could kiss you!" Chubs cried."Please don't!" I gasp out, feeling his arms tighten around my ribs to the point of cracking them.

I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes."I could kiss you!" Chubs cried."Please don't!" I gasp out, feeling his arms tighten around my ribs to the point of cracking them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sigh"?"Eye roll

Sigh"?"Eye roll

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.

Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan.

Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you." "I just went along for the ride. After that happened-" She waved at Derek. "You know how blind people need Seeing Eye dogs? Well, apparently werewolves could really use Opening Door poltergeists.

I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you." "I just went along for the ride. After that happened-" She waved at Derek. "You know how blind people need Seeing Eye dogs? Well, apparently werewolves could really use Opening Door poltergeists.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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