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I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”“Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”“Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink!

You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit.And nearly choked to death.It was like fire in liquid form. It took every ounce of strength I had to swallow it and not spray it on those around me."Wh...what is this?" I asked, coughing.Viktoria grinned. "Vodka."I peered at the glass. "No, it isn't. I've had vodka before.""Not Russian vodka."Apparently not.

When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit.And nearly choked to death.It was like fire in liquid form. It took every ounce of strength I had to swallow it and not spray it on those around me."Wh...what is this?" I asked, coughing.Viktoria grinned. "Vodka."I peered at the glass. "No, it isn't. I've had vodka before.""Not Russian vodka."Apparently not.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!

They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.

Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”“No!”“Me neither,” Leo admitted.

Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”“No!”“Me neither,” Leo admitted.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How do you feel right now?" "I hurt like hell.""You'll feel worse tomorrow.""So?""So, better get a jump on this while you still feel...not as bad.""What kind of logic is that?" I retorted.

How do you feel right now?" "I hurt like hell.""You'll feel worse tomorrow.""So?""So, better get a jump on this while you still feel...not as bad.""What kind of logic is that?" I retorted.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Can you enter a house uninvited?""No.""Why?""That would be rude.

Can you enter a house uninvited?""No.""Why?""That would be rude.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. “Open it!” Leo yelled again.

Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. “Open it!” Leo yelled again.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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