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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Someday is not a day of the week.

Someday is not a day of the week.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess.""Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane.

Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess.""Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.

A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You like them," I realized.Noah's eyebrows lifted in question."Like as people.""As opposed to...furniture?""They're my PARENTS.""That is my understanding, yes.

You like them," I realized.Noah's eyebrows lifted in question."Like as people.""As opposed to...furniture?""They're my PARENTS.""That is my understanding, yes.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain."Thomas shrugged, "I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain."Thomas shrugged, "I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you answer a question directly?""Hard to say. Ah, there, I've done it again

Do you answer a question directly?""Hard to say. Ah, there, I've done it again

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's another word for thesaurus?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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