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Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark.

Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this.

Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Is it time for your period, or something?" He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn't push the button again. "What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?"" By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out. Wyatt took a step back, belatedly looking alarmed.

Is it time for your period, or something?" He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn't push the button again. "What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?"" By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out. Wyatt took a step back, belatedly looking alarmed.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.

He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.

I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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