It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jul 07, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
humor
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
Jul 07, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Successful crimes alone are justified.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
At my age flowers scare me.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>