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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.

Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.""Now there's a thought," Lor says."If you mean what I think you mean, you want to shut the fuck up and never think it again," Ryodan says.

The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.""Now there's a thought," Lor says."If you mean what I think you mean, you want to shut the fuck up and never think it again," Ryodan says.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures the sadistic ingenuity of your deity can devise and that this torture will continue forever. Isn't that enough for you? Do you have to call me bad names in addition?

Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures the sadistic ingenuity of your deity can devise and that this torture will continue forever. Isn't that enough for you? Do you have to call me bad names in addition?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things.

A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that including, or not including you?

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that including, or not including you?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She shrugs."Men""Men.""If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?

She shrugs."Men""Men.""If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tacos.""Tacos?" I echoed.This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.""I know what a taco is!

Tacos.""Tacos?" I echoed.This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.""I know what a taco is!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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