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Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-""It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-""It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fall off your own roof.

Fall off your own roof.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm sorry," he says."What? Why?""You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which are readjusting the elephant. "It wasn't polite of me to come in and start touching your things.""Oh, it's okay," I say quickly, letting go of the figurine. "You can touch anything of mine you want." would be so bad.

I'm sorry," he says."What? Why?""You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which are readjusting the elephant. "It wasn't polite of me to come in and start touching your things.""Oh, it's okay," I say quickly, letting go of the figurine. "You can touch anything of mine you want." would be so bad.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The baby batScreamed out in fright,'Turn on the dark,I'm afraid of the light.

The baby batScreamed out in fright,'Turn on the dark,I'm afraid of the light.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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