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As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When in doubt, look intelligent.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.

I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.

You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."She raised an eyebrow."Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point.

I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."She raised an eyebrow."Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--turn your toes out when you walk---And remember who you are!

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--turn your toes out when you walk---And remember who you are!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Adventures are never fun while you're having them.

Adventures are never fun while you're having them.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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