humor

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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't like lollipops.

I don't like lollipops.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"

Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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