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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Colin decided then and there that the female mind was a strange and incomprehensible organ - one which no man should even attempt to understand. There wasn't a woman alive who could go from point A to B without stopping at C, D, X, and 12 along the way.

Colin decided then and there that the female mind was a strange and incomprehensible organ - one which no man should even attempt to understand. There wasn't a woman alive who could go from point A to B without stopping at C, D, X, and 12 along the way.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.""Well." Raffin's eyes were full of laughter. "I'd leave that part out.

I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.""Well." Raffin's eyes were full of laughter. "I'd leave that part out.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any one. But God knows I had and I lay on the bed in the room of the hospital in Milan and all sorts of things went through my head but I felt wonderful...

God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any one. But God knows I had and I lay on the bed in the room of the hospital in Milan and all sorts of things went through my head but I felt wonderful...

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusion passing over his freckled face, as if he had only now had cause to wonder why Will, Tessa, and Jem might be crouching together in a mostly disused storage room. "What are you three doing in here, anyway?"Will tilted his head to the side and smiled at Henry. "Charades," he said. "Massive game.

Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusion passing over his freckled face, as if he had only now had cause to wonder why Will, Tessa, and Jem might be crouching together in a mostly disused storage room. "What are you three doing in here, anyway?"Will tilted his head to the side and smiled at Henry. "Charades," he said. "Massive game.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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