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humor

You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.

You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!

Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?"Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful.""Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.

the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?"Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful.""Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer.""Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and I'm not if I want a beer?

You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer.""Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and I'm not if I want a beer?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.

My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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