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But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.

But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his paper. "Make Harry get it.""Get the mail, Harry.""Make Dudley get it.""Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley.

They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his paper. "Make Harry get it.""Get the mail, Harry.""Make Dudley get it.""Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot.

I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You look too pretty to be useful." "Truer words were never spoken.

You look too pretty to be useful." "Truer words were never spoken.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.

Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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