You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
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Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>