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There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well then," Roen said briskly, "are you sleeping?""Yes.""Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?""No," Brigan said gravely. "I've not eaten in two months. It's a hunger strike to protest the spring flooding in the south.""Gracious," Roen said, reaching for the fruit bowl. "Have an apple, dear.

Well then," Roen said briskly, "are you sleeping?""Yes.""Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?""No," Brigan said gravely. "I've not eaten in two months. It's a hunger strike to protest the spring flooding in the south.""Gracious," Roen said, reaching for the fruit bowl. "Have an apple, dear.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well, that's an evil smile...

Well, that's an evil smile...

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You fuck - you ate my cat!

You fuck - you ate my cat!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?

I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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