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I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.

I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed."Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs.""Really?""Oh, yes."She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?""They just are.""In what way?""In a magicky way."She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?""Not really.

Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed."Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs.""Really?""Oh, yes."She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?""They just are.""In what way?""In a magicky way."She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?""Not really.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?""Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it.""Kissed a couple of times," Percy said.Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping!

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?""Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it.""Kissed a couple of times," Percy said.Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?''How did you...?''Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George.

Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?''How did you...?''Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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