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To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.

Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.

Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?

There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet."I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.

Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet."I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-u-i and not w-e-e.

The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-u-i and not w-e-e.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.

Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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